APRIL 11, 2023I was helping my brother sell his small generator on Ebay. This is of my conversation with “Hellen”

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I was born in July, 1945. I’m four months away from 78 years old and DEATH is stalking me. I

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I’m driving north on 101 into San Francisco with Sadie the dog in the back seat. We’re somewhere between Rt

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Dear Jesus, In 1875 a guy named D. A. Bennett published “An Open Letter To Jesus Christ.” Just to jog

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My dear friends, I do not use Messenger. I have never used Messenger. You will never see a response from

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Brothers and sisters, Before I begin, I should tell you all that I address every person, whose name I do

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I hate that fucking rosebush and it hates me right back. My wife, however, is blinded by its undeniable beauty

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I’ve just completed the first year of my 4th quarter of a century. I’m an old man and I claim

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Sadie is from Tennessee. She knows nothing about the potential dangers of New England winter. In her doggie brain the

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